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John’s Horror Corner: Leprechaun 4: In Space (1996), the worst in the...
MY CALL: Nope, nope, nope. This is by far the worst in the franchise so far. MORE MOVIES LIKE Leprechaun in Space: Leprechaun (1993), Leprechaun 2 (1994), Leprechaun 3 (1995) and the further sequels...
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Bad Movie Tuesday: Outside the Law (2002), Cynthia Rothrock defeats the...
MY CALL: More like an ill-written soap opera with a few fights than anything resembling an action movie, this flick squandered Cynthia Rothrock’s talents to an appalling degree. MORE MOVIES LIKE...
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John’s Horror Corner: Deathgasm (2015), the New Zealand horror comedy where...
MY CALL: If you like the Evil Dead movies, heavy metal music, or ultra gory horror comedies you will like this. If you simply have good taste in silly (raunchy and gory) horror, just see this....
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Bad Movie Tuesday: China O’Brien (1990), small town crime lords, spin kicks,...
MY CALL: This is on the better side of the Cynthia Rothrock movie spectrum. It’s highly stupid, but highly entertaining if you are in a “bad movie” mood. MOVIES LIKE China O’Brien: Well, don’t...
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John’s Horror Corner: Gothic (1986), the perverse story behind Mary’s...
NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW MY CALL: Perverse, intense, sensual, and just plain weird, this fictionalized historical horror about Mary Shelley and Lord Byron makes for an...
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John’s Horror Corner: Shock (1977), a terrible Italian “haunted house” sequel.
MY CALL: Perhaps the most boring Italian horror film I’ve ever seen, this alleged sequel to a “haunted house” movie boasts nothing scary or particularly interesting. MOVIES LIKE Shock: For more...
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Bad Movie Tuesday: Salute of the Jugger (1989), Rutger Hauer’s...
MY CALL: Also senselessly retitled as The Blood of Heroes, this post-apocalyptic Mad Max sports movie makes for an excellent Bad Movie Tuesday with gentle echoes of Gladiator (2000), Rollerball...
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John’s Horror Corner: Zoombies (2016), a low budget zombedy using the...
MY CALL: This very low budget zombedy is to Jurassic World (2015) as Jurassic World (2015) is to Jurassic Park (1993); just rehashing things that we once loved in inferior form. But it still has...
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John’s Horror Corner: Cabin Fever (2016), an enjoyable play-by-play remake of...
MY CALL: A perfectly watchable remake that replays the 2002 screenplay and brings nothing new to the table. Basically you’re rewatching an old favorite with a different cast and director. MOVIES LIKE...
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John’s Horror Corner: Cannibal Holocaust (1980), appallingly brutal yet...
Okay, guys. So the movie is called CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST! Soooooo… NOT SAFE FOR WORK, right? Any movie with either CANNIBAL or HOLOCAUST in the title probably means NOT SAFE FOR WORK. MY CALL: Yes, this...
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Bad Movie Tuesday: Thor the Conqueror (1983), another deliciously awful...
NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW Images of blurred out boobs NSWF NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW MY CALL: If you’re a fan of atrociously bad 80s fantasy B-movies loaded with the worst fight scenes, depictions...
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John’s Horror Corner: Lights Out (2016), Mama meets the Babadook as we watch...
MY CALL: This was the satisfying result of mixing the ghost from Mama (2013), the mother from The Babadook (2014) and a Springwood, Ohio address for that A Nightmare on Elm Street–iness (1984). Not...
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Bad Movie Tuesday: Bloodsport (1988), Van Damme at his spin-kicking best...
MY CALL: Looking for tandem jump spin kicks, perpetual muscle flexing, Belgian butt shots and a secret death match martial arts tournament? Well, look no further! MOVIES LIKE Bloodsport: Other Van...
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John’s Horror Corner: The Rift (1990), the same deep sea Aliens rip-off...
MY CALL: A title like The Abyss (1989) for a movie that marries The Thing (1982), Leviathan (1989), Deep Star Six (1989) and Aliens (1986). MOVIES LIKE The Rift: Leviathan (1989), Deep Star Six...
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John’s Horror Corner: The Company of Wolves (1984), featuring two of the most...
MY CALL: One of the more stylish yet less substantial werewolf movies out there, this movie features two highly memorable transformation scenes worth the price of admission alone. MOVIES LIKE The...
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Bad Movie Tuesday: The Quest (1996), Van Damme’s unofficial reimagining of...
MY CALL: Much hokier than Bloodsport (1988), Kickboxer (1989) or Lionheart (1990), but with “some” better fighting, stunts and martial artists. MOVIES LIKE The Quest: Other Van Damme movies, of...
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Bad Movie Tuesday: Mechanic: Resurrection (2016), perhaps the campiest (yet...
MY CALL: This sequel (to Jason Statham’s 2011 remake of the 1972 Charles Bronson classic) is extremely entertaining…and extremely campy. Expect top tier stunts, but the dregs of writing. MOVIES...
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John’s Horror Corner: Tourist Trap (1979), where Psycho meets The Texas...
SPOILERS MY CALL: If Norman Bates and Leatherface had a telekinetic lovechild with a fondness for mannequins, this lunacy is what you’d have. It’s not scary or gory, but it trumps the deck in the...
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Bad Movie Tuesday: Timecop (1994), Jean-Claude Van Damme travels through time...
MY CALL: More of a fun “action” movie than a “martial arts” movie, this is LOADED with cheeky lines and “most” of the JCVD staples. But if you seek jump spin kicks, you should watch his earlier...
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John’s Horror Corner: Blair Witch (2016), discussing a divisive franchise...
Some SPOILERS MY CALL: I had fun watching this movie. Once it gets going it’s actually quite exciting if you don’t get overly aggravated by its repetitions from 1999’s playbook. But I also enjoyed...
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