John’s Horror Corner: Fresh (2022), a charming relationship movie turning...
MY CALL: An excellent choice for people who don’t like horror, yet still very enjoyable for this horror fan—probably because I also enjoy RomComs. Delightful! The first scene of this film is...
View ArticleJohn’s Horror Corner: Pieces (1982; aka Mil gritos tiene la noche), a campy,...
MY CALL: A campy 80s slasher classic that douses the screen in boobs and blood as well as a feisty who-done-it mystery to fill in the gaps between the guts. Strong recommendation for fans of early...
View ArticleJohn’s Horror Corner: Slumber Party Massacre (2021), a remake of the raunchy...
MY CALL: This horror comedy definitely has some fun with its source material, gender-centric horror tropes, and the very premise of the franchise. No, it’s nothing special. But it’s entertaining...
View ArticleJohn’s Horror Corner: Fried Barry (2020), a highly quirky, South African...
MY CALL: This film is a very weird take on an alien abduction movie. It’s zany, but not as zany as the trailer suggested to me. Still an interesting watch. MORE MOVIES LIKE Fried Barry: For more...
View ArticleJohn’s Horror Corner: The Seed (2021), a goopy, gory, sexualized, sci-horror...
MY CALL: This movie is a weird little thing. Constantly quirky, never actually scary (nor trying to be), bizarre and deliberately gross. The story is basic, yet never went where I expected. While not...
View ArticleJohn’s Horror Corner: The Brain (1988), a deliciously bad monster movie about...
MY CALL: Check your brain at the door and enjoy this dumb, cheesy classic. It’s nothing special, but it’s worth a few laughs. Just a fun, campy ride with a big silly monster. MORE MOVIES LIKE The...
View ArticleJohn’s Horror Corner: X (2022), a geriatric horror merging a Boogie Nights...
MY CALL: This film explores its characters more than most viewers likely expected, and perhaps even to its detriment in terms of reviews from those who expected a faster pace. The horror takes a back...
View ArticleJohn’s Horror Corner: Choose or Die (2022), a Netflix original about a...
MY CALL: Yeah, this started out entertaining enough. But by the end, I was suffering like the movie’s unwilling victims. I simply did not care for this. It’s not original or clever, despite being...
View ArticleJohn’s Horror Corner: Adam Chaplin (2011), an ultra-violent Italian...
MY CALL: This wacky movie features exciting visuals sure to please the gorehounds out there, but I just don’t feel the slog between the action is worth it for some of you unless you’re thrilled by...
View ArticleJohn’s Horror Corner: Evil Dead Trap (1988; aka Shiryô no wana), a higher...
MY CALL: This Japanese B-movie is just passable until the utter madness of the final act, which makes the journey more worthwhile. I enjoyed this oddity which seemed to shift subgenres from a haunted...
View ArticleJohn’s Horror Corner: The Cellar (2022), an uneventful, unengaging movie...
MY CALL: This movie borrows the most interesting elements of Thirteen Ghosts (2001) and Poltergeist (1982) and squanders it all in this slow-paced, generally uninteresting, scareless and pointless...
View ArticleJohn’s Horror Corner: Nightmare Weekend (1986), a “WTF” B-horror about a...
MY CALL: There should be a subgenre called “WTF horror” for bad movies like this that don’t make any sense. That said, it was more entertaining than I expected… but for gleefully dumb reasons. Yeah,...
View ArticleJohn’s Horror Corner: Sator (2019), an atmospheric wilderness horror that...
MY CALL: Style over substance, for sure, as not much is offered in terms of meaning, cause or explanation of any sort. The atmosphere is creepy, truly mystifying and ever-intriguing. The lack of...
View ArticleJohn’s Horror Corner: Witch’s Brew (2011), death by craft beer… and death by...
MY CALL: I really wanted to like this movie. I wanted something deliciously bad. But for my taste, this is simply too stupid and poorly made for my giggles to outweigh my impatience. MORE MOVIES...
View ArticleJohn’s Horror Corner: Basket Case (1982), a classic but very low budget...
MY CALL: I mean, if you love low budget 80s monster movies (and don’t mind some very hokey writing) then you’ll probably like this. This is 80s B-movie fun at its best. MORE MOVIES LIKE Basket Case:...
View ArticleJohn’s Horror Corner: The Stepfather (1987), the OG Lifetime Channel-style...
MY CALL: You don’t watch this for an intense slasher or a gory, campy 80s horror. You watch these to see the unfettered mania in Terry O’Quinn’s eyes as he plays a murderous yet loving family man...
View ArticleJohn’s Horror Corner: Kill List (2011), a most grounded British pseudo-folk...
MY CALL: This film is not your fun popcorn Friday night thriller, though a thriller it is. Rather this is your higher-brow, hush and pay close attention thinker, as you’ll constantly find your...
View ArticleJohn’s Horror Corner: The Dentist (1996), featuring less “horror” than...
MY CALL: A feisty Full Moon sort of horror that keeps a fun cheeky tone, but doesn’t deliver the gore for which I had hoped. Still worth a visit on a weekend afternoon. MORE MOVIES LIKE The Dentist:...
View ArticleJohn’s Horror Corner: Mirror Mirror 2: Raven Dance (1994), a joyless movie...
MY CALL: I know some people like these movies—I’m definitely not one of them. Probably just as disappointing as Mirror Mirror (1990), I found this movie very weak in every possible way. From story to...
View ArticleJohn’s Horror Corner: Basket Case 2 (1990), a yet more cartoonish B-horror...
MY CALL: If you love bizarre and violent 80s horror oddities, or enjoyed Basket Case (1982) or any other Henenlotter film, then you should enjoy this, too. MORE MOVIES LIKE Basket Case: If you want...
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