John’s Horror Corner: The Grudge 3 (2009), watchable but easily worst of the...
MY CALL: It’s not awful, but the overall quality has dropped notably from parts 1-2. I’d still call this an entertaining one-watch horror flick. It just lacks the impact of Takashi Shimizu’s hand....
View ArticleJohn’s Horror Corner: Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988), in-your-face...
MY CALL: What a joyously fun dose of 80s horror nostalgia with fantastic monster make-up. If you enjoy 80s horror, just go buy this already. MORE MOVIES LIKE Killer Klowns from Outer Space: For more...
View ArticleJohn’s Horror Corner: Unhinged (1982), a forgettable exploitation slasher film.
MY CALL: An early slashersploitation movie that packs good ideas, but backs them with not one ounce of worthy execution. MORE MOVIES LIKE Unhinged: For more rural outings-gone-wrong, try The Texas...
View ArticleJohn’s Horror Corner: Unhinged (2017), an equally lame remake of the...
MY CALL: Ooof. Every bit as regrettably bad as its 1982 predecessor. Terrible remake; terrible horror flick. Why even bother…? MORE MOVIES LIKE Unhinged: For more rural outings-gone-wrong, try The...
View ArticleJohn’s Horror Corner: The House on Sorority Row (1982), another forgettable...
MY CALL: Another “classic” not worthy of the term. Crappy death scenes, nearly goreless, yet surprisingly impressive overall production value. Go figure. MORE MOVIES LIKE The House on Sorority Row:...
View ArticleJohn’s Horror Corner: Blue Sunshine (1977), a weird drug-induced oddity of...
MY CALL: Don’t see this because it’s good—it’s not. But it is an intriguing horror oddity of the 70s and that alone makes it worth one viewing for completists. MORE MOVIES LIKE Blue Sunshine: For more...
View ArticleJohn’s Horror Corner: Isolation (2005), an Irish farmhouse horror about...
MY CALL: This is a really great gore-slathered creature feature which, above all, is even written and directed and acted impressively as well. Strongly recommended to fans of gory creature features....
View ArticleJohn’s Horror Corner: Black Sheep (2006), a goretastic New Zealand...
MY CALL: A horror comedy about mutant flesh-eating sheep? Sign me up! Fun, gory and delightfully funny with great practical gore and special effects, this is one every gorehound needs to see. MORE...
View ArticleJohn’s Horror Corner: Prison (1987), a positively gory, shocking and bonkers...
MY CALL: This feels a lot like a Freddy movie (i.e., parts 4-5) in style, execution and choice of death scenes and special effects… and I mean that in a good way. This is really entertaining, boasts a...
View ArticleJohn’s Horror Corner: Color Out of Space (2019), manic Nic Cage meets the...
MY CALL: Do you like Lovecraft? Have you been asking when they’ll finally get his work right on film. Well, this is about as close as you’re gonna’ get (this decade). Outstanding film; equal parts...
View ArticleJohn’s Horror Corner: Rabid (2019), the Soska sisters’ more monstrous remake...
MY CALL: A perfectly enjoyable and gory remake serving as a monstrous update of Cronenberg’s 1977 original. MORE MOVIES LIKE Rabid: For more movies about women unknowingly slowly becoming monsters,...
View ArticleJohn’s Horror Corner: Moontrap (1989), a killer robot Sci-Horror rich with...
MY CALL: Overall a fun 80s Sci-Horror flick boasting wonderful setting, spaceships and background design. The horror and gore fall quite short of our hopes and the action is laughably boring, but...
View ArticleJohn’s Horror Corner: The Dark Side of the Moon (1990), a Sci-Horror linking...
MY CALL: If someone who loved Prince of Darkness (1987) made a progenitor film of Event Horizon (1997) but didn’t have the budget to do half of what you know they wanted—that would be this film. MORE...
View ArticleJohn’s Horror Corner: The Banana Splits Movie (2019), transforming classic...
MY CALL: Sorry, guys. This should have been a goofy cheesetastic gory fun-fest. Instead we got a rather boring, maybe occasionally mildly humorous movie with mediocre death scenes. MORE MOVIES LIKE...
View ArticleJohn’s Horror Corner: Pigster (2019), a low budget, slimy and raunchy flick...
MY CALL: If you have seen other films by John Lechago, you know what you’re in for… a low budget that only stretches its dollar on slimy gore effects and boobage. These movies are cheap and, perhaps,...
View ArticleJohn’s Horror Corner: Scalps (1983), a Native American burial ground B-movie...
MY CALL: This B-movie is disappointing even with low expectations. But… I’ll admit it gave me my share of giggles. MORE MOVIES LIKE Scalps: For much better Native American horror, I’d direct you to...
View ArticleJohn’s Horror Corner: XX (2017), the horror anthology led by women in horror.
MY CALL: Perfectly entertaining horror fare with two very good and two not so good entries. But the great, I feel, outweighs the bad. So I’d recommend this to anthology fans. MORE MOVIES LIKE XX:...
View ArticleJohn’s Horror Corner: Revenge (2017), a different flavor of revenge movie.
MY CALL: A very well-made addition to the revenge subgenre. It’s nice to see a rape-revenge movie that focuses less on the rape (for its on-screen shock value) and more on the revenge. Tolerably...
View ArticleJohn’s Horror Corner: The Grudge (2020), not a reboot at all, but a jumpy...
MY CALL: This was a fun, well-executed horror movie with solidly disturbing imagery. This is also a convoluted film that may confuse viewers with its time-hopping recipe of 10% prequel, 0% of the...
View ArticleJohn’s Horror Corner: From a Whisper to a Scream (1987; aka The Offspring), a...
MY CALL: Middle-of-the-road, but still entertaining territory. There’s some macabre nudity, necrophilia, an undead baby, mystical carnies and voodoo dolls. I’d call it passable lower budget 80s fare...
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