The Cleanse (2016), a strikingly sincere creature feature about facing your...
MY CALL: Equal parts comedy, drama, fantasy and light horror, this film isn’t exciting or riveting or hilarious or tense. It’s sincere! I was constantly engaged by the characters’ self-realization and...
View ArticleJohn’s Horror Corner: Planet of the Vampires (1965; aka Terrore nello...
MY CALL: A plot-heavy Sci-Horror mixture of pre-Romero smart zombies and Star Trek with some concepts so specifically duplicated but subsequent films that Bava’s powerful influence is undeniable. But...
View ArticleJohn’s Horror Corner: Embodiment of Evil (2008; aka Encarnação do Demônio),...
MY CALL: This was really, really, REALLY disappointing. I like boobs and blood as much as the next guy, and this film has a lot of both… still, I hated this drivel. MORE MOVIES LIKE Embodiment of...
View ArticleJohn’s Horror Corner: Maniac (1980), a sick, brutal, ultra-violent (for its...
MY CALL: Perhaps the most brutal slasher movie at the time of its release (in 1980), this was also the most exploratory portrait of a killer to date as well (perhaps in honor of Psycho’s Norman...
View ArticleJohn’s Horror Corner: Friday the 13th (2009), a remake/requel love letter to...
MY CALL: This remake gets a lot of flack but, you know what? I like it! I like it a lot. In fact, loaded with familiar scenes and kills, it’s a blast that serves as a death scene love letter to the...
View ArticleJohn’s Horror Corner: Pumpkinhead III: Ashes to Ashes (2006), a bad creature...
MY CALL: I’m sure you weren’t expecting much, but this was just plain terrible. MORE MOVIES LIKE Pumpkinhead: Ashes to Ashes: Pumpkinhead (1988) and Pumpkinhead II: Blood Wings (1993) were both much...
View ArticleBad Movie Tuesday: Leatherface: Texas Chainsaw Massacre III (1990),...
MY CALL: This sequel was so… incredibly… not good at all. I mean, what did you like about either of the first two Texas Chainsaw movies? Doesn’t matter. Nothing you liked will be found here. MORE...
View ArticleJohn’s Horror Corner: Maniac (2012), a brutal remake of a slasher classic,...
MY CALL: Clearly this was an ambitious and stylized approach to this remake. And whereas it impressed me in many ways it lacks the lasting impact of the 1980 original. Still a solid film and a great...
View ArticleJohn’s Horror Corner: Child’s Play (2019), the fun reboot of the 1988 classic...
MY CALL: This is so much better than we deserve in an era saturated with phoned-in remakes. I loved it. And if you’re worried about the new approach to Chucky’s psychopathy—stop worrying and just give...
View ArticleJohn’s Horror Corner: Child’s Play (1988), the classic evil doll movie...
MY CALL: This is a classic that holds up splendidly due to great filmmaking, thoughtfully written characters, and enduring practical special effects. Strongest recommendations whether you want an 80s...
View ArticleBad Movie Tuesday: Evil Spawn (1987; aka, The Alien Within), another schlocky...
MY CALL: This was a laughably bad movie loaded with nudity but not overly raunchy, and it at least makes an effort with the creature effects and horror/attack scenes. Still, I wouldn’t dare recommend...
View ArticleJohn’s Horror Corner: Mutant (1984; aka Night Shadows), a toxic waste zombie...
MY CALL: This B-movie movie isn’t particularly good or bad—very middle of the road. If you’re patient with weak special effects backed by an enthusiastic filmmaker, then it’s serviceable. The more of...
View ArticleJohn’s Horror Corner: Extinction (2015), a pleasant surprise of a...
MY CALL: This film heavily derivative, borrowing a lot from The Walking Dead (2010-2019), I Am Legend (2007) and The Descent (2005). But I don’t really care. This film makes a great effort, it’s a...
View ArticleJohn’s Horror Corner: Midsommar (2019), Ari Aster’s emotionally heavy folk...
MY CALL: Emotionally challenging, this was the bold follow-up to the already brazen Hereditary (2018). Great art and great filmmaking; but the film will leave you feeling hollow despite its punctuated...
View ArticleJohn’s Horror Corner: Necronomicon: Book of the Dead (1993), a Lovecraftian...
MY CALL: An awesome Lovecraftian anthology delivered by excellent directors and loaded with gruesome practical effects and monsters. This was a blast! MORE HORROR ANTHOLOGIES: Dead of Night (1945),...
View ArticleJohn’s Horror Corner: Annabelle Comes Home (2019), an entertaining but...
MY CALL: Overall a fun popcorn flick that falls somewhere between Annabelle (for which I didn’t really care) and Annabelle: Creation (which was loads of fun). I have criticisms, but not really any...
View ArticleJohn’s Horror Corner: Warlock 3: The End of Innocence (1999), the only...
MY CALL: Just plain terrible and completely unworthy of following up parts 1-2. MORE MOVIES LIKE Warlock 3: Well, of course, Warlock (1989) and Warlock 2: The Armageddon (1993). Some other “part 3s”...
View ArticleJohn’s Horror Corner: The Final Destination (2009), the worst of the...
MY CALL: If Final Destination (2000) is a great horror film, Final Destination 2 (2003) is a great horror movie, and Final Destination 3 (2006) is just a fun “flick,” then this fourth film falls into...
View ArticleJohn’s Horror Corner: Child’s Play 2 (1990), an inferior evil doll sequel...
MY CALL: While distinctly inferior to Child’s Play (1988), this sequel remains perfectly entertaining when not directly compared to its predecessor. It does a good job continuing the story of Chucky’s...
View ArticleJohn’s Horror Corner: Child’s Play 3 (1991), Chucky goes to military school...
MY CALL: After the original Child’s Play (1988), these sequels definitely aren’t getting any better. Its victory is in continuing the story of Chucky’s pursuit of Andy without replaying itself, and it...
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