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John’s Horror Corner: Overlord (2018), a high production value war movie...
MY CALL: The trailer didn’t lie—stunning production value on the level of many war film releases and loads of action. Highly entertaining and well made, but also completely unoriginal from any angle...
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John’s Horror Corner: Mirror Mirror (1990), an incredibly boring evil mirror...
MY CALL: A boring, uneventful movie misfiring the concepts that would later be much better presented in Wishmaster (1997) and The Craft (1996). Just go watch them instead. MOVIES LIKE Mirror Mirror:...
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John’s Horror Corner: 31 (2016), Rob Zombie’s least impressive film, but that...
MY CALL: If a gun was to Rob Zombie’s head and he had to make a Grindhouse film in under a month, this is LESS than I’d expect from him. It’s his only film that I specifically dislike, and as a big...
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John’s Horror Corner: It’s Alive II: It Lives Again (1978), the dawn of the...
MY CALL: Entertaining and there’s certainly effort behind it, but lacking the emotional impact and powerful allegory of It’s Alive (1974). MOVIES LIKE It’s Alive: We assume you’ve already It’s Alive...
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John’s Horror Corner: The Golem (2018), the intersection of kids in horror,...
MY CALL: Highly recommended as a rental, and perhaps a good purchase for fans of folk horror. Creepy but not jumpy, gory but not gooey, gorgeously and well-concepted. MOVIES LIKE The Golem: For more...
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John’s Horror Corner: Biohazard (1985), a goofy schlocky B-movie Alien (1979)...
MY CALL: Among the lesser Alien (1979) rip-offs in the 80s marketplace, but not undeserving of your schlocky B-movie-loving attention. MOVIES LIKE Biohazard: For more low budget Alien (1979) rip-offs,...
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John’s Horror Corner: It’s Alive III: Island of the Alive (1987), the...
MY CALL: If part I was a horror film and part II was more medical Sci-Fi thriller, then part III is a drama that turns into a boring adventure movie and then closes as an escape thriller. I wasn’t a...
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John’s Horror Corner: Hole in the Ground (2019), an Irish horror about a...
MY CALL: A familiar premise presented through a fresh lens with inspired filmmaking and featuring a few unexpected turns. Very pleasantly surprised and highly recommend it! MOVIES LIKE Hole in the...
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John’s Horror Corner: The Oracle (1985), the boring Ouija-esque Christmas...
MY CALL: This film is really trying to be good. So I feel badly saying it’s really, really, really boring and best left forgotten in an old dusty box of VHS in the basement. Only recommended for bad...
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John’s Horror Corner: The Field Guide to Evil (2018), a horror anthology...
MY CALL: Not a bad way to spend two hours. Of course, there are better anthologies out there with better production value and tighter themes. But the exposure to lesser-known folklore fauna is...
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John’s Horror Corner: The Haunting of Sharon Tate (2019), True Crime meets...
MY CALL: For this pseudo-haunting-turned-home invasion, I offer a soft recommendation for fans of True Crime or Hilary Duff. But truly there is nothing original here; nothing we haven’t seen before....
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John’s Horror Corner: Ticks (1993), the EXCELLENT gory giant bug B-movie for...
MY CALL: Honestly, this is one of the better gory B-movies you could choose. Really fun with silly but still actually good creature effects, a hokey premise, and abundant gross effects. Also, best...
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John’s Horror Corner: The Silence (2019), the Netflix Original that combines...
MY CALL: Given the cast, you’re almost certainly expecting a better movie than this actually is… which is perfectly “okay” for a Sunday afternoon watch. Temper your expectations accordingly. MORE...
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John’s Horror Corner: Satan’s Slave (1982; aka Pengabdi Setan), a loose and...
MY CALL: One of the most boring Asian horror movies I’ve ever seen. You’ll find some borrowed elements from the classic Phantasm (1979), but there is no soul or inspiration to be found in even a...
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John’s Horror Corner: Dark Tales of Japan (2004; aka Suiyô puremia: sekai...
MY CALL: This anthology should be watched even if only to see the Spiderwoman segment, which is by far the best of the lot. But overall, you’ll feel the TV-ness in the rigid acting, low budget and...
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John’s Horror Corner: Butterfly Kisses (2018), an excellent...
MY CALL: This multi-layered metamovie mockumentary was unexpectedly good, thoughtfully written and sincerely acted. Overall a big win for me. More like this please! MORE MOVIES LIKE Butterfly Kisses:...
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Bad Movie Tuesday: Witchcraft II: The Temptress (1989), just boring, boobs...
MY CALL: Like part 1, only witchcraft could compel me to watch this movie again. There are bad movies (that are fun to watch), and then there are just plain awful movies. But hey, at least it’s better...
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John’s Horror Corner: The Unseen (2017; aka Amaurosis), a British thriller...
MY CALL: This film sews tropes of both horror and thriller at first, leaving us curious as to where we’re being led. Overall, I’d say this is not for horror fans, but for fans of crime or...
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Bad Movie Tuesday: Crawlers (1993; aka Contamination .7), perhaps the worst...
MY CALL: This movie is terrible. I was so bored… MORE MOVIES LIKE Crawlers: Watch Ticks (1993) or Mosquito (1994) if you want to see radioactive nature turn on mankind in a really fun B-movie. The...
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Triple Threat (2019), this is The Expendables (2010) of Asian martial arts...
MY CALL: The Expendables (2010) brought our favorite action stars together on one screen. And like The Expendables (2010), this movie was a precious experience but the cast was far better than the...
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